Poop
December 19th, 2007You saw the title, if you don't think you're going to enjoy this post, you should stop reading it now.
I found a great new website SmellyPoop.com that answers all your questions about poop, including different (often vulgar) words for poop, verbs for taking a poop, etc.
I reckon the only thing that could be better than this site is a page that lets you track your before and after weights (I know you've done it), vital statistics (sink/float/etc), and of course a photo.
Disgusted yet? You shouldn't be because Everybody Poops.
December 19th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
I have to admit, I went right to the facts on farts section and was not disappointed. I’m not sure about the poop side, but this find was excellent for the fart info alone.
The funniest/strangest term for farting is without a doubt “floating an air bisquit” which I have tried to wrap my mind around many times, but never have comprehended it fully. No matter - it still makes me laugh uncontrollably.
December 19th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
I read further down the fart page(it goes on forever) and I must say there are some nouns that surpass my previous thought champion. I also want to post a disclaimer that I don’t approve of all that is listed in that section, but most of it is pretty funny
December 19th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
THe new most confusing/funny term is “boomper letters”
December 19th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Ah, I’ve found a friend
And yes some of the terms…are vulgar/profane…but outside of that it’s hilarious.
December 20th, 2007 at 8:51 am
sweet. i’m going to show this to my 3 year old and hope he finds it funny enough to poop himself. wouldn’t grandma be so proud of my parenting techniques.
December 20th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Man, you have such and English sence of humor….. sigh. My Husband is gonna love your poop post when he sees it.
December 20th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Tis the season.
December 20th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
From the site: “POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.”
This is actually called an “Elvis.”
December 21st, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I find it mildly entertaining that only a few posts below this is one called “Smelling it Up”.